Corn Ghost
I know, I know. Kinda gross, right? It’s true, though. How many times have you embarked on a corny banquet only to be still be plagued by the victims of your conquest many days later? I guess it could just be the nature of corn, but how do they stay so intact? It is this man’s opinion that they are probably not as solid as they seem, but rather enhanced by an unearthly spectral glow achieved from their passage beyond the grave. They haunt you for the transgressions you have made upon their kind, not entirely unlike a sort of corn based Free Tibet campaign.
On a serious note - corn is just a food, so we don’t need to feel sorry for it. That’s not the case when it comes to the Tibetan people. They do deserve our attention, and their plight is heartbreaking. If you want to know more about the situation in Tibet or you would like to help, you should check out FreeTibet.org and Tibet.com.
~Mike
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Whenever my best friend pukes it always looks like she ate carrots. Even if she hasn’t eaten them in days or weeks.
(I wanted to be weird and say that a rabid animal foams at the butt. But it didn’t let me…taking all my fun away.)
June 7th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
dudee i love thiss one i think its really cool but one thing maybe if u put it in color people would like it more just saying it was just a suggestion but if you ask me or alot of other people i think they will say the same thing i hope you dont mind me but i just had to speak my mind you know what i mean ? haha well keep up the good work and i hope you take my suggestion into mind! thanks a billion you guys always put a smile on my face .. P.S. loved the break ups too !
August 9th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
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